also, im bouncing about the uk and europe for three months, so boys are kinda like a necessity.
so here's what's gonna happen. i'm gonna go places. in those places i will meet, and with any luck befriend/seduce boys. i will then keep record of them here.
the rules:
- no sex. i will not sleep with any random boys. (this rule can be broken for boys i go to school with since i will be getting to know them on a more serious basis.)
- i must have a full name, first and last, to do anything more than kissing.
- i must have a first name in order to do any kissing
- i will not go home with any boys i meet in a bar under any circumstances. that's just asking to be the victim of a serial killer.
- they must pass the attractiveness test. that is to say, someone sober-er than i, probs other rachael or alex, must tell me that he is actually ok looking and not a creepy hobo that the whiskey makes pretty.
there is no one yet to report on, since i have yet to kiss anyone. there's like a half guy, like we talked and connected and that crap but the number he gave me didnt work so it doesnt count.
however, we leave saturday for ireland and you can bet your ass i will be finding me an irish boy (or several) to talk about.
fuck yeah.
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